Queefer Sutherland

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Happy Wednesday everybody I hope all is going well with you and your families.  I have started watching a show on Netflix dot com call Designated Survivor.  I am about 4 episodes in, and I like I a lot, but I’m not sure if it is good or I just love explosions, government conspiracies, and attractive Asian ladies. 

Also, I watched the new Gerard Butler joint, Last Seen Alive, and oh boy what a picture and by picture I mean a big ole pile of stinky baby shit.  Mr. Butler has an accent but then forgets his accent and then learns it again about ten times in the flick.  Absolute gold Jerry.

Let’s talk about sports for a second.  Arsenal Football Club is an absolute wagon and is top of the table in the best football league in the world.  Is that good? You’re God damn right it is.  The players have bought into Arteta Ball and it is Jogo Bonito when they are on.  Last weekend the Gunners defeated the hated crosstown rivals, S*urs, in total domination.  The S*urs performance in their biggest game of the premier league season was laughable and Richarlison is a Cee You Next Tuesday.  That is all, arsenal has a Europa league match today so please cheer on the Gunners today. #ArtetaIn

Next! The University of Tennessee Volunteers are an absolute wagon. They are 4-0 and heading down to the piss bad throwing capital on the United States Baton Rouge. We will win, a grown man named Chip (weird baby name!) coaches the LSU Tigers. *update his name is Brian…. My mistake. Are him and chip related? But the Vols are back, Hooker gonna with the Heisman, and they will be 5-0 going into the Alabama game and Ole Joey P may be making a trip to ole KTown next weekend (emoji eyes).

Next! More sports!  The St. Louis Cardinals from the great city of St. Louis are back in the playoffs and the only way this season can end is with a world serial and Adam, Yadi, and Albert making out on the mound as the rest of the team lifts the trophy.  This season has been an absolute dream and I’m so happy the Albert passed that drug using arod guy, f him and f Jlo.  I don’t even know one Jlo song, why is she famous?  Just cuz of that absolute dump truck or her role as Fly Girl on In Living Color.  I will say in living color is a great show.  Also, the band Living Color has an all-time banger in Cult of Personality.

Speaking of music, I watch a documentary on the band named The Band.  The Band is amazing and if everyone wasn’t doing heroin, they would have possibly been the greatest thing ever.  Levon Helm is the freaking man and I didn’t know that early on he quit the band and just went and worked on an oil rig.  That’s pretty dope (lol drug callback).

I am another episode or two into Designated Survivor and there are not bombs or stuff like that anymore, just a lot of talking.  I am a simple man and I want bombs and things exploding.  Dear Designated Survivor writers, if you are reading this can you please put more explosions and loud noises in the show?  Thank you in advance.

Speaking of rats we got one under that house that keeps my amazing and beautiful wife up at night.  The damn thing just screams like hell and roams around under the house in the middle of the night, how annoying is that!  And the dog hears everything and barks!  Speaking of dogs, we fostered a dog for a couple weeks and it was the greatest dog ever to live.  But then we had to give her away and that made me very sad and I didn’t talk for two days, that is all about that.

Ok im bored this is the most I have typed in a while and boy are my arms tired (lol).  So goodbye and have a good day.