I want to get a helicopter so I can skip traffic and get some sloppy toppy thousands of feet in … More

1.       You have two sets or more of stairs at your house 2.       You have a wet bar 3.       You … More

Last weekend I bet on 75 games and went (38-37) which means that I was up 69 units for the … More

I sold my soul to the devil last weekend for the Vols to win.  Gambling last week was the worst … More

*Grammar is hard Dear Marcus, I’ll never forget the day our relationship started.  It was April 30, 2015 in Chicago, … More

Today was a life changing event in my life, I got a 3% raise.  Basically what I am saying I … More

*Everything could be wrong.  I’m pissed that one of you idiots did not tell me that Locktober was delayed this … More

*Math is hard Once again, like every day, I have hit a lull in my work day.  During these times … More

Pablo Escobar was a Colombian drug dealer who killed thousands of people and the more I read about him the … More

Many great thinkers have pondered the question what is the greatest feeling in the world.  They have been baffled for … More