Well work is slow, and I just got a message that WordPress automatically renewed my subscriptions for a hundred bucks or so. Love that. If only there was an app that is currently downloaded on my phone that is supposed to alert me about these things. I think these auto renew companies and the rocket money app are in bed with each other and I just won’t stand for it. Them being in bed together is more gross than Zion and that BBBW wrestling in the sheets. Boy there’s got to be a musk (the smell lynyrd skynyrd, what a tune).
Let’s talk about hockey, not that bullshit they televise, but the weekly battle that are going on at an undisclosed location south of the Tennessee border (shoutout Aunt Gayle, see you Sunday). New teams, new teammates, and a new league?! What’s up with that (insert Kenan Thompson meme). Things are going well and the team is bonding well. Unsurprisingly I cannot stop scoring goals and handing out assists, it is my cross to bear. Will update when playoffs start.
Another thing, I think those security questions that you have to answer like who is your best friend? What street did you grow up on? Why are your socks so crusty? I think they are just collecting information on you and will someday replace you with a robot clone. How would you even know if you were a robot? Am I a robot? Shoot I got to get out of this thought it’s going to drive this ole chunk of coal crazy.
I am a big ole round dumpy bastard. So I’ve tried to change my life by running again. Last time I attempted exercise I damn near had to get my foot amputated. Thanks to modern science and a miracle they let me keep it. However, I am starting to get worried that my calf (not my cow baby) has been injured and due to that ill split right back, easily, into fat ass lifestyle. Only time will tell and with me praying every night to the big guy upstairs maybe we will get another miracle.
Y’all ever heard of this Jim Croce guy? He’s pretty good. Golf sucks I am retired. Watching a lot of modern marvels, cites of the underworld, and North Korea content on Youtube.com. If you don’t have Youtube.com premium I mean, what are you doing? You probably pick up pennies on the street and are happy to have them you poor swine. If you pick up a penny and say you got luck because it was heads up, you should be institutionalized with the people that try and get off the airplane first. #BringBackLobotomies
Legend has it that there is a train burried at the end of a abandoned subway line in brooklyn, NY. It is rumored to have inside of it lost journal pages of John Wilkes Booth (eyeballs emjoji). google it bsssh https://jamesmaherphotography.com/new-york-historical-articles/atlantic-avenue-subway-tunnel/
I think that’s all for now, golf is on and I have to see a man about a dog. Bye
This song is neat:
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