Good morning all I hope you are all doing well. As I sit in my cubicle working for a company that doesn’t know I exist my mind begins to wonder, how far could I punt a dog or can sharks cry? There must be more to this than responding to emails, right? I mean I love responding to emails as much as the next guy but goodness it would be nice to me outside. Remember the sun? That big ball of on gas that I haven’t seen in a fortnight. How long is a fortnight? According to the search engine Google dot com it is a period of 14 days, wow isn’t that something.
Well, my beloved amateur beer league hockey team won our game last night 4-1. I contributed nothing to the win but did make two old men laugh and told the referees good game stripes after the game. Honestly what I provide for this team cannot be quantified in nerd statistics. I don’t skate hard, don’t backcheck, and don’t come to the games sober. I’m just out there getting cardio to be completely honest.
Ive been listing to a song called I’m Just an Old Chunk of Coal by Billy Joe Shaver lately and I really like it. Billy Joe rocks and wrote a lot of Waylon Jennings most famous songs. Also, fun fact Bill Joe shot a guy in the face outside of a bar, that pretty cool. Also, shoutout John Prine and shoutout Bob Dylan and shoutout the Avett Brothers.
Why is England so important? It’s so small compared to other countries and like how did they conquer like the world and enslave everyone? Like unfortunately my country (The United States of America, Earth, Milky Way, Space) was big into slaves for a while but didn’t like England kinda do it worse? Idk I’m dumb and don’t know what I’m talking about. Also watch the movie RRR is rocks.
There is a fellow coworker that sit somewhere near my small cubical that only speaks in corporate buzz words, honestly it is impressive. At what point do you have to sell your soul to the devil to speak like that? I’m not there yet but if it gets me a promotion ill think about it.
Well I got to go, bye.
This song rocks:
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