Hey how the hell are ya? Welcome to the 2021 Puckflaps Awards! We have some very deserving winners and even some repeat winners. Congrats to all the winners you are much deserving of this prestigious award. It has been such an amazing year! The winners are at the top. Also the format of this is absolute shite mate but I dont wanna go back and fix anything, so deal with it.
Virus of the Year:
Covid 19 (Back-to-back winner)
Wife of the Year:
Mrs. Puckflaps
Tracey in West Memphis
Fire Pit of the Year:
Solo Stove
Thing I’m looking at at this Moment:
The Tv
Christmas Tree
Bar Cart
Song of the Year:
Oasis’s Entire Discography
Person With High Blood Sugar Person of the Year:
Country Boy Will
Me
Movie that I Watched this Year of the Year:
Lord of the Rings Trilogy (Extended Editions)
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
No Country for Old Men
Nightcrawler
Fargo
Movie that Came Out this Year of the Year:
Pig
007 (Daniel Craig Dies BTW)
No Sudden Move
Cruella
King Richard
TV Show I Watched of the Year:
Ted Lasso
Squid Game
Dexter
Grizzly of the Year:
Ja
Dillon
Entire Dance Team
Kitchen Appliance of the Year:
Air Fryer
Stove
Oven
Microwave
Whiskey of the Year:
Ole Forester Statesman
Makers 46
Most Disappointing College Basketball Team of the Year:
Memphis Tigers
Coach Who Can’t Coach of the Year:
Penny
Coach Who Can Coach of the Year:
Tied Between Rick Barnes and Josh Heupel
Video Game of the Year:
Halo
Fortnite
Warzone
Comedian of the Year:
Norm
Nate Bargetze
Mark Norman
Shane Gillis
Joe List
Creep of the Year:
Epstein
R Kelly
Cannot Put in A GIF
P Star of the Year:
All of them but mostly Angela White
Furniture of the Year:
Couch
Futon
Side Table
Hand Crafted Kitchen Table
Dog of the Year:
Avett
Dog that Died of the Year:
Avett
Smell of the Year:
Whatever Perfume your Mom has
Sports Game of the Year that I Attended:
The Cancelled Memphis vs Tennessee Game
Podcast of the Year:
Bad Friends
Nateland
Spitting Chicklets
TigerBelly
Joe and Raanan Talk Movies
I’m honestly bored now and I’m going to go play Halo. As I sit here home alone with a puppy sleeping next to me watching Futurama, I am excited that this year is over. It was honestly one of the worst years I have been through and I hope that the next one is better.
But you know, it might be better but it might not so at least have fun. In the words of the great broadcaster Russell Smith, “Embrace the suck.” Have a good Christmas or whatever you celebrate and try and be nice and treat people the right way. Call you family and friends and tell them you love them and please direct any good OnlyFans accounts my way.
This Song is Neat:
Joey Puckflap Thoughts 