Vols are Back?

*No Proofreading

Tennessee football is back with a new coach and a new outlook on life after being freed from our pervious bald-headed leader.  My advice to everyone, never trust a man that doesn’t know what asparagus is or doesn’t know how to wear a mask properly. 

Unsurprisingly ole jerm was the bumbling idiot that everyone thought he was.  He was a giant ass to everyone, and the team hated him……whispers maybe we should have kept butch.  Also, we should not have kept butch but at least his endless platitudes that meant nothing won us 8 games a year. 

And this is where we are at, hoping to somehow squeeze out 8 wins while continually losing every game against our rivals, those who aren’t our rivals and even to Georgia state (Go Panthers).  Also, since the season Phil was fired (he was a shit AD) we are two games under .500.

This program has taken a toll on me and I am probably the most disconnected I have ever been in my life to what is going on.  I mostly find out information about the team, scheduling, and recruiting though friends and family.  But there is a new man in charge and his name is Josh.  Josh is a weird baby name.

Let’s take a look the schedule for this upcoming season.

Bowling Green – W 1-0

Pittsburg – W 2-0

Tennessee Tech – W 3-0

Florida – L 3-1

Missouri – L 3-2

South Carolina – W 4-2

Ole Miss – L 4-3

Alabama – L 4-4

Kentucky – L 4-5

Georgia – L 4-6

South Alabama – W 5-6

Vanderbilt – W 6-6

Six and six, Vols are back, three more wins than last year.  As expected, this year is most likely going to be a large pile of dog shit like most years but all I really want is for the losses to be fun.  If ole josh is a qb whisperer like they say he will turn Milton into Cam Newton (pre patriots).  Win or lose who care have fun and let’s get to drinking.

This Song is Neat: