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Well happy Wednesday everyone I hope you are doing well and I hope all your wildest dreams are coming true. It’s been a long few days attempting to come down from the bender I went on this weekend and I am physically and mentally broken down. This brings me to my next point, working out is back on the docket for ole Joey. Riding the bike, pushups, sit-ups, planks, walks, and hitting golf balls. In t minus 5 months I will be in the greatest shape of my life.
Online hockey team update. We are the greatest team in the world and all others should cower in fear when they face the Nantcket Steamers. We went an easy 4-0 last night outscoring out opponents 19-6. We are currently accepting offers to play professionally and please contact us if you would like our services.
I watched a movie last called: Leon the Professional. Basically Leon is a hit man, and sees this 12 year old girl’s (Natalie Portman) family murdered and starts to take care of her. Then she finds out Leon is a hit man and wants to learn how to do that and get revenge on the people that killed her family. The movie is a lot of fun and there is a lot of shooting and blood and milk and more shooting.
Also the bachelor trip is almost booked. My brother and I are currently picking a shag palace in an undisclosed state to host the gathering. It will be fun but I am already scared about the travel and hangover while coming back to home on Sunday.
I had a weird thought yesterday, there have been 12 people who have landed on the moon, and everyone just knows Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin. We know more Kardashians than we know astronauts who landed on the moon. We know more about a family that got OJ off and have a reality show because of a sex tape than 12 people who went to the freaking moon. This saddens me.
So let me do a quick research thing on who was the least qualified out of the 12 astronauts to go to the moon. According to Wikipedia dot com which show the astronauts military service and schools they went to the least qualified comes down to two men that did not serve in the military. It is between Neil Armstrong and Harrison Schmitt. Armstrong went to school at Purdue and USC while Schmitt went to Caltech, University of Oslo, and Harvard University (ever heard of it). So the obvious lease qualified person to go to the moon is Neil Armstrong, which is wild because he is one of the most famous guys.
Ok I need to go do something else now, everyone have a good day and I will see you soon.
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