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Well it is officially over guys, in two days. I just want people to get this in their mind that just because one number changes from 2020 to 2021 doesn’t mean that all the problems everywhere just go away. Im not an oracle but I think that December 30, 2020 will be similar, if not identical to January 3, 2021. In saying this I do believe that 2021 will be a wonderful year.
For those that don’t know I am to be wed to a wonderful lady in the month on June. According to my math June is 5 months, 12 days, and 23 hours until the wedding, or 163 days or 3,935 hours. I have this limited amount of time to transform my grotesque hippo looking body into one that resembles Brad Pitt’s character Tyler Durden in Fight Club. Quick aside, what a hot piece of ass. But I need to transform by body so when random people look at my wedding photos they don’t say, “holy hell why is she with that cow?”
Oh quick story about my roundness at the moment. I want to the doctor yesterday and he said “open your mouth and say oink.” I said, “you dirty dog.” Back to the issue at hand, I will have to start moving again because since March my lifestyle has become very sedentary. I need to get back on the hog aka my exercise bike and maybe even start going back to the gym again. The finish line for all of this is the wedding, but im not saying im going to have a six pack but I want to get back to looking decent and with possibly a little muscle definition.
We also need to work on mental health and strive to choose joy every day. Im no big brain guys, as you obviously know, but I think the mental health of the world has been really affected during this quarantine thing and people really need to get out. When I say get out I don’t mean go to parties and spit into people’s mouth, im mean take a walk, feeling the wind on your cleanly shaven face with it tickling your mustache. Look around and stop watching two hours of porn a day, maybe just 15 minutes will get the job done.
Idk just do something else than stare at your phone. I still plan on renting a cabin in an undisclosed location for a couple days in January. Also I want one of that cool hanging grills that you put over an open fire, those are cool. In closing I would like to say I am a simple man so I know I just rambled on about nothing for a long time but if you have to pick one thing out of this it is to choose joy, wear a mask, and watch this Tennessee basketball team because they are awesome.
Good bye, I will see you soon. Im going to try and get my first Warzone victory. Just remember if you need anything I am just a phone call away, even though I will probably not answer.
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