What a year it has been. 2020, to say the least has been a bit difficult on the population of the entire Earth, but there were a few bright spots I would like to highlight. So come on a journey with me to the annual Puckflaps Awards for this year, 2020. Also 2021 might not be better than 2020 don’t forget that.
The winners are first followed by others receiving votes, lets get started:
Movie of the Year:
Parasite
Dr. No
Good Will Hunting
The Descendants
Walk Hard
Joker
Django
Undefeated
TV Show of the Year:
The Mandalorian
The Boys
Barry
Queen Gambit
How to With John Wilson
The Undoing
Chernobyl
Superstore
Many other receiving votes I cannot remember right now
Album of the Year that I listened to this year:
IDK man
Song of the Year:
One More Night – Bob Dylan
Married With Children – Oasis
Good News – Mac Miller
Octopus’s Garden – The Beatles
Virus of the Year:
Covid 19
Oasis Song of the Year:
Whatever
Married With Children
Acquiesce
The Importance of Being Idle
Live Forever
Little by Little
Half the World Away
Memphis Grizzly of the Year:
Ja Morant
JJJ
Jonas
Cut of Meat of the Year:
Brisket
Flank
Sirloin
Chuck
Podcast of the Year:
Sporting the Shakes
Bad Friends
Spittin Chicklets
Dave’s of Thunder
Two Bears on Cave
Joe Rogan
Tuesdays with Stories
I Don’t Know About That
Kitchen appliance of the Year:
Stove
Refrigerator
Oven
Microwave
Weed Consumption Way of the Year:
Edibles
Vape
Smoke with Fire
Mode of Transportation of the Year:
Helicopter (Sorry Kobe)
Airplane
Others Modes are for Poor’s
Person of the Year:
Dolly Parton
Health Care Workers
Wife/Girlfriend of the Year:
Mrs. Puckflaps
Trinity under the Bridge by the Interstate
Girl I met in the Bathroom at Captain D’s
Golf Ball of the Year:
Titleist Pro V1
Callaway Chrome Soft
Sports team of the Year:
Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Vols Basketball
Memphis Grizzlies
All other teams I love suck
Alcohol of the Year:
Old Forester 1920
Bulleit Rye
Some red wine i had in tamoa
All Beers
Sports Event That I Attended of the Year:
Haven’t Been to One That I can remember
Xbox Game of the Year:
NHL 2021
Fortnite
Warzone
Portal 2
OnlyFans Account of the Year:
Andriana Chechik
Angela White
Meagan Rain
Jessa Rhodes
Old Person that Died this Year of the Year:
John Prine
John Lewis
Ginsburg
Kobe
Trebek
IPhone Game of the Year:
Bricks n Balls
Chess
Among Us
Cheese of the Year:
Mozzarella
Smokes Gouda
Brie
Ricotta
Kraft Singles
Book of the Year That I Read This Year:
Based on a True Story: A Memoir – Norm Macdonald
The Bible – Many Authors
Streaming TV App of the Year:
Hulu
HBO Max
YouTube dot com
Amazon
Instagram Model of the Year:
Rachel Cook
Rachel Bush
Lindsey Pelas
Your Mother
Word of the Year:
Queef
Tight
White Pee
Sloppy Toppy
Douche Bag of the Year:
Hitler
Backpack Model of the Year:
Charleston Dave
Sports Person that Used to Work at the Daily Memphian but does not anymore:
Jman Jordan
Place I Went of the Year:
Tampa, Florida
San Diego, California
West Helena, Arkansas
Pensacola, Florida
Golf Course I played of the Year:
Cherokee Valley Golf Club
Ridgeway Country Club
Innisbrook Golf Resort
Color of the Year:
Blue
Orange
Teal
Plaid
Vanessa Hudgens of the Year:
Vanessa Hudgens
Dolly Parton Boob of the Year:
The left one
Standup of the Year:
Bill Burr
Mark Norman
Norm Macdonald
White Basketball Player of the Year:
John Konchar
John Fulkerson
Golfer that I Watch On YouTube of the Year:
Rick Sheils
Eric Anders Lang
Will be updated with more later, for now goodbye
Joey Puckflap Thoughts 