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It is a little after one o clock in the afternoon central standard time and I can officially say I have watched 75% of all the videos on YouTube dot com. Due to my current crippling addiction to the game of golf I have also spent the majority of my day in the backyard where I have been ripping shots into the golf net in 40 degree weather. Where does all this YouTube and golf shot in the backyard leave me in my quest to obtain loads on money? Absolutely nowhere, still working on that. FYI my Venmo is always open.
Another thing I thought of the other day was since the Titanic was a luxury cruise thing with a lot of wealthy business people and socialites on board who were some of the most famous people that died? So I did some research and found in the first results on google dot com and it seems to be that the most famous person that died was John Jacob Astor (Assturd) IV. This dude was a German American millionaire who got loaded through real estate. It I could time travel I would buy up all the real estate that I could. Also there are more famousish people but I don’t really feel like typing anything.
One thing I did not realize was this ship was fucking huge, it was bigger than your step dad’s wrench. There were 3,300 people on board! That’s almost as many people packed into the FedEx Forum when Tubby Smith was coaching the Tigers! This giant boat was had a freaking gym and a swimming pool! That name Titanic seems like an ominous name for a boat that sank. They should have named it after your mom because that chick never goes down, unfortunately.
I have been thinking a lot lately, which is not good, about taking a solo trip somewhere for a few days. I have been thinking about possibly a cabin with a nice stream near it under the beautiful colors of the changing leafs. Im my imagination it would basically be the place Walter White lived in at the end of Breaking Bad in New Hampshire. For those who haven’t seen the show Walter dies at the end. It was always weird that through most of the show you rooted for Walter and called Skyler a b word, when in reality she was more of a good guy, except when she effed Ted.
But Im going to try and plan something to get away for a couple days and just walk around and look at trees and shit like that. I will probably have to bring my own bidet wherever I go because im sure the majority of southern states think that bidets turn you gay, butt ill figure it out (lol jokes).
Long live Conan O’Brien he is the best and F Jay Leno, and Jeff Zucker.
Also big time secret time, the guys might be starting a podcast soon which will be fun. You know what the world needs? A podcast with four guys talking about milking table and the intricacies of Sumo Wrestling technique. I want it to be good because I want to not do the job I do right now anymore and also want sponsors to send a ton of free shit to my house.
Alright im going to leave I have some things to finish up for work and entire box of Kirkland Peanut Butter Pretzels to eat. In saying this and my r worded ramblings above, good day and goodbye. Have a good one.
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