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Well happy Tuesday everyone I hope you are doing well and your week has got off to a great start. Mine is going fine so far, I guess, but this time change has really messed me up. I have turned into a grandpa eating dinner around five thirty and being in bed at 8. It stinks. When I finish work it should be happy times but then it’s already dark outside and it makes me sad. Hot take: I don’t like it.
When future Mrs. Puckflaps asked me if I wanted to watch a show about an orphan who plays chess in the 1950’s I openly laughed in her face and continued watching Entourage. But then I was conned into watching one episode, then two, then eventually the entire season. Breaking News: The Queen’s Gambit is actually good. If was fun there was booze, drugs, sex, KGB agents, and her step mom died. Check it out, if not whatever.
Well I did not want to talk about this but the Tennessee Vols football team is dead, again, and ole penis head will be fired within 365 days. The guys an idiot and is just a glorified PE teacher and everyone inside the program hates him. Well it was a fun ride I guess. We should have hired Dan Mullen because at least his wife sleeps with all the players with really makes the locker room tight.
Good news is that there will be another coaching search which will entertain everyone college football fan except Tennessee fans. I am excited to get the 9th best option this time on our coaching list. Here are the dream people I want to coach us: Jon Gruden, Greg Schiano, Joe Paterno, Urban Meyer, Gary Patterson, Joe Brady, Pastor Freeze, Peyton Manning, Bobby Petrino, Butch Jones, David Cutcliffe, or the Robot Watson. Better news that College basketball is almost here so hopefully that will go well.
There is a golf tournament this weekend, which is literally like every other golf tournament except that at this course they didn’t let black people in until 1990 and women in until 2012. Yep that’s right the Masters is back baby! Here are the picks: Tony Finau +3100, Patrick Cantlay +2200, and Matthew Wolff +3500. Let’s get rich guys.
Ok im going to go now I have to take the dog to the vet. Everyone have a wonderful day and I will talk to you soon, bye bye!
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