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Good morning today is a huge day in the United States and unfortunately, I don’t care. I have tried hard to care but it seems easier to hide in my house with all the lights out playing Call of Duty for 6 hours a day than watch a bunch of people just scream at each other. I like when two people from different side of the political spectrum are yelling at each other outside a polling station like they are going to change the other person’s mind. Speaking of minds, mine got melted last night because I took a wacky tobaccy gummy and went to the moon.
I would like to take this time to make a Puckflaps official endorsement. I would like to announce that I endorse pants. Due to the changing weather as we head into winter, are your legs getting colder? Make a change and try pants! Shorts are so summer and spring and it is time for you to make a change. If you join me and go with pants your life will be changed.
No more cold legs, I mean that something we can all get behind. Also my ass looks amazing in jeans so sup to all the ladies that are staring. Also if you are self-concise about how pale your legs are because you forgot to go outside and get a tan during the following 7 months of warmth, pants are for you. So join me and support pants. Also it seems weird for an older grown man to show his legs after maybe about 35 or 40. So hide those legs and join the revolution. Also just an aside never show your feet, feet are gross and most people’s look terrible.
What else is going on tonight? Idk but I know that a lot of people are going to be stressed out and mad tonight and this will carry over the next few months while they count all the votes. Yall ever seen the movie V for Vendetta? I like that movie. There is also a new movie on Netflix dot com called The Outpost and it was decent. Orlando Bloom is in it and boy is he a snack. Unfortunately he is taken and just put white pee in Katy Perry (Sad Face) to create a baby.
List of things that made me sad this weekend:
The Titans
The state of my golf game
Going to sleep Sunday night knowing I had work Monday
List of things that made me happy this weekend:
Fellowship with the guys
Halloween party with jello shots
Scrolling though Instagram dot com looking at all the thirst traps
Sitting on my couch
Alright im going to go now because I have to do some work so I can get all my Call of Duty in today. I hope everyone has a wonderful day and votes for who they want too. I’ll see yall soon!
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