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Well its Friday and im incredibly hungover and im unwell. I did online golf with the guys last night and ended up getting my ass kicked which lead to an over indulgence in whiskey. Good news is that fellowship was had and we grew closer as friends. Also even better news it is Borat day and I will be eating an edible around 6 tonight and will laugh my booty off during the movie. Also great news is that it is Friday and I don’t have to do this dumb job for the next two days.

I have been doing a lot of thinking, unfortunately, over the past few months. I have for the longest time been on the side of Noel Gallagher in his sibling rivalry against Liam Gallagher. Noel is a good person, writes all of the songs, and is not a c word. On the other hand Liam is a giant c word, drink, parties, and gets in fights. Idk where im going with this but im trying to say that in the marry, eff, kill game you would eff Liam and marry Noel. Idk my brain is mush.

Matthew Mcconaughey is awesome and I would like to be his friend. Dallas Buyers Club and him in True Detective, now thats acting! Also I have been watching old Anthony Bourdain shows and I think I could be friends with him too, but he is dead if you did know. If I am just breaking that news to you know im sorry for your loss.

What does good coffee taste like? Never in my life have I had a cup that would be considered good or fancy. The first cup I had was in a giant warehouse at 5:30 in the morning and it was terrible. The coffee quality was defiantly a parallel to the quality of the job. Ive been drinking the same k cup coffee for ten years. Im rambling again. Basically someone get me some good coffee and let me taste it.

List of things in excite about this weekend:
Borat
Sleep
Titans Game
Engagement Photos
Hockey Game
More Sleep
Please note the Tennessee Volunteers CBS primetime game was not included in this list. That game does not exist and will not be spoken of. Speaking of not existing any of yall going to church this weekend? Lol just kidding all glory to god!

Ok im going to go and take a dump. So you all have a great day and weekend I will see you soon!
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