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Something happened last night while I was lying in bed that really freaked me out last night. I was laying on my back watching tv and I saw something crawl across the top on the covers, at first I thought I was just tired or drunk. It moved again and I realized it was one of those g darn roaches. Obviously I tried to grab it and, unbeknownst to me it can fly, and flew away and landed right in my hair. At this point Future Mrs. Puckflaps is screaming and yelling and I finally get the roach in my hand and flush in down the toilet. Not the best thing to happen at 10:30 Central Standard Time at night.
Unfortunately this damn bug slightly interrupted my rewatching of The Mandalorian. Let me tell you that this show is really awesome and I got to relive how darn cute baby Yoda again who is just the darn cutest thing. Im about though two and a half episodes and it is wonderful and even better is that the new season comes out on October 30, 2020. Im excite.
Speaking of excite, I don’t know if you looked at twitter and or anything yesterday but the second Borat movie made a little news yesterday. I got to see what happens in the movie, which comes out Friday, but it seems that ole Borat Sagdiyev pulled a fast one over on ole Rudy Giuliani. I’ve never rooted for a film to be good this much since Indiana Jones Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which critics called everything from shit to fucking shit. I hope it’s good, long live Borat!
Well look at that is 8:37 Central Standard time so you know what that means, it is time for me to unload my bowels for a second this morning. I would like to wish everyone a great day and I send my love to all of you. Also im getting my wedding registry together so you mfers better get me every single thing I put on that bitccccccccch. Bye Bye.
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