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Breaking news….. work stinks and it has been a long day already. The real question is how the heck are you today? You doing well? You drink some coffee and get some early morning sloppy toppy? I hope all is going great for you. Today is the first day I do not feel hungover from the events of last weekend.
Last Friday we did golf and a rehearsal dinner so we drank all day, Saturday we watched football, did a wedding, and went to a bar so we drank all day, and Sunday the Titans won and I had a hockey game at 9:15 so I drank some of the day. What I am trying to say the guys are tired. I was in bed by 8 o clock central standard time the last two days.
Also thank god for the Titans because they are awesome and the best team in the NFL. The Tennessee Vols are dead to me and I will not be discussing or thinking about them the rest of the season. Shout out to the big brains at CBS for broadcasting a literal murder this Saturday at 2:30 central standard time.
Breaking news I am getting back in shape. I’ve been doing walks the last few days and am going to do hockey tonight. You ever catch your reflection in the mirror unexpectedly and just go eww. Yeah that is not a great feeling but we are working to fix that. I only had five little pieces of pizza last night and two whiskeys so I am going in the right direction.
Can someone come over and finish these account reconciliations for me because I cannot figure this bs out. The numbers are not equaling zero and I am becoming frustrated. Whatever ill just listen to some Oasis or some old 40’s- 60’s doo wop music to cheer me up. Alright im going to go everyone have a wonderful day.
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