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Last night I sat on my couch alone with a bottle of whiskey and watched a football game. I was told that the Bills from Buffalo were amazing and that Josh Allen was one of the greatest quarterbacks in the National Football League. So me being an idiot and not being able to think for myself I was like oh man maybe the Bills are good because all the talking heads are saying they are. Well in the words of the musical artist D.H.T., “listen to your heart” because you are usually right sometimes.
The Titans had practiced twice and were still missing a few receivers and two or three defensive starters, but I did not matter. 42-16. 42-16. 42-16. 42-16. 42-16. 42-16. 42-16. 42-16. 42-16. 42-16. 42-16. 42-16. 42-16. Forty two to sixteen. G darnit that felt good and I made cream of Joey in my pants sitting on my couch. The idiots said we have only played bad teams, and I still think that’s true with this win, Titans are just a darn good football team.
Since Ryan Tannehill took over the quarterback spot last season all of his stats have been on par with the best quarterbacks in the league. People don’t like to talk about that. Last season the idiots only saw what Henry did the second half of the season and he got all the shine. The reason we played so good is because Tannehill took over, and could actually throw a pass to our team, and our offense exploded. According to my research on pro football focus dot com since last season Tannehill has the highest passer rating in the league at a 115.4 rating. Also third in completion percentage and first in yards per attempt. He has 4 4th quarter comebacks and 6 game winning drives. So for all the doubters and haters suck me from the back on my custom oak milking table.
Onto Sunday, the Titans play the Houston Texans lol. They have as many loses as the Titans have wins and there only win is against the Jacksonville Jags. The AFC south is back to the glory days of it being a two team race between the Indianapolis Colts and the Tennessee Titans. Idk if the Colts are good but I can tell you I don’t like Rivers and I hope he career ends bad with him throwing an interception, him yelling golly darn, and all 16 of his children disowning him.
So this team will only be getting better because more of the Covid/injured players are coming back and we get to beat up on AFC South teams for the rest of the season. I hope the Titans and the Steelers both win this weekend so the Titans can take down another undefeated team, which would be nice.
Alright I hope that made sense and if it did not screw, im trying to keep the company I work for up and running while I blabber on about the Titans. So everyone have a nice day and I will see you soon.
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