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Well real football finally starts this weekend, not that P6 bs but real big conference football. The greatest conference in all of college football, the SEC, starts this weekend and I am currently swelling in my pants.
Let’s talk about the Vols yall. Let me say it last year sucked, there’s no other way to say it. We started off the year in grand fashion by losing to a team named Georgia State. This was the worst loss by Tennessee football since I don’t know when, you tell me, but we were in a hole to start the season. Next week we play BYU and give of a late like 60 yard bomb and lose on a field goal. At this point everything sucks and our bald head coach is headed somewhere else.
Oh fun fact, the weekend of the Tennessee vs Chattanooga game I was actually on a mountain in Chattanooga exploring the wilderness. During our trip all the water to the entire city broke and I was not able to take a shower for two days, it was terrible. However I had Future Mrs. Puckflaps and Baby Randy to help cheer me up.
We lost to all our big rivals, Florida, Georgia, and Alabama. We should have won the Alabama game but due to our quarterback going rouge and the zebras gargling on Nick Satan’s cock and balls we did not pull it out. We did win our last 6 games but the completion was not top tier opponents. We did beat Indianan in a bowl game, which means absolutely nothing and don’t get me started on bowl games, but somehow the team pulled out a stupid win out of there tight college asses.
Also we game Jeremy Pruitt a contract extension yesterday for some reason. I like the guy but he has done basically nothing and I feel like this could have waited until later in the season or until the off season. I mean were other teams trying to poach him or something? Idk but I think he’s a good coach.
Players that are good:
Eric Gray (put a Heisman future on him)
Josh Palmer
Trey Smith
Henry Too Too (best player on the team)
Bryce Thompson
Brent Cimaglia
There are some others but im getting bored
This Year’s Record:
The schedule is hard and I had not looked at it in a while. They will win one of the Florida, Bama, or Georgia games.
But honestly, with all my sports teams I have given up the hope of ever winning a championship in any sports. I just want it to be fun because this Vols team the last 10-15 years has been a absolute living hell and im not sure why I keep doing this to myself but I cant help it.
In saying that Go Vols and Fuck all other teams I hope terrible things happen to you and only you.
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