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Happy Tuesday everyone I hope you have had the best start to this day that could have possibly happened. Welp another Titans game happened and, unsurprisingly, another win. Did the game suck? Yes of course it did but it is a g darn NFL game and it is not supposed to be easy. Since the Titans played the Broncos last year they have got 9-4, which is better than most teams. Basically what I’m saying is that the Titans played not good and they still won.
Also I am a big time University of Memphis Alumni and root for them more than any other fan but Stephen Gostkowski sucked a big ole fat one last night and it was very obvious the reason why he was a free agent. Thank you for making the game winning kick but good lord man we wouldn’t have need that if would just make kicks you idiot. I miss healthy Ryan Succop.
This brings me to the MVP of the game and the MVP of the last few season, the beloved, Brett Kern. Good lord is this guy awesome. My guy hard four punts that averaged 51 yards and 2 of them were inside the 20. He’s going to look good in a gold jacket one day. Other players that did football well: Corey Davis seems like he really wants to get money by playing hard in a contract year. Adam Humphries is nice. Shout out to Harold Landry and Jeffery “Big Jeff’ Simmons, these guys are absolute monsters. Shout out new Titan Jadeveon Clowney who didn’t do much but he was buzzing around the field. Also Will Compton had a big tackle at one point, good on you.
Also it wouldn’t be right if I didn’t mention, former Tennessee Vols great and false sexual assault accusation survivor, AJ Johnson. Is eight tackles and 4 assists good? Dude was all over the place and I’m happy that he got his chance in the NFL after a few years were taken away from him. Good on AJ.
Who is the Titans next Victim? This will be a classic AFC South showdown against the Jacksonville Jagoffs on Sunday at high noon. Everyone was very surprised to see the Jags beat the Colts last week but people are also stupid. That’s what happens with two shitty teams play each other, it is shit football and anything can happen. Early line is Titans -9 which feels really nice because Jacksonville is a shit hole and all the poors live there doing meth giving out handies for 15 cents under John T. Alsop Jr. Bridge.
Alright great stuff man, im hungover but im feeling real good today. Everyone have a great day and I will see you soon.
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