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Today is Monday September 14, 2020. This information in readily available on any phone or computer you look at. Since it is Monday that means that we did just another weekend and I would like to know how yours went. Did you do some alcohol or other drugs? Did you meet up with a nice lady or guy and make whoopie? Did you finally get that milking table that has been out for delivery for 2 months and 7 days but somehow it is not at your house yet? I just hope you have a good weekend and all your dreams are coming true.
The weekend started off great with a wonderful Friday night. Future Mrs. Puckflaps had a ladies night thing with some ladies at a ladies house. So that meant I had the entire house to myself and oh boy did I have a great time. I did whiskey, ate chicken wings, and got in bed at 9 o clock Central Standard Time and watched Blacklist until I feel asleep, what a night.
The next morning I was up at six o clock Central Standard Time with a stiffy and a great attitude. I did a coffee and watched the television until I have to leave to head too an undisclosed golf course in Oakland, Tennessee. Little did I know when I was 10 minutes away from the course the clouds started squirting more than a video I saw on the internet yesterday, what a gal. So the boys and I all cuddled in a car for 10 or 15 minutes and hit the course, and oh boy what a day of fellowship it was. The front nine was not great I shot +10. On the back ole Joey caught fire and shot +2. 84, not bad still working to get better.
After that I headed home, picked up two McDoubles and a 10 piece chicken nugget, and took a 3 hour nap on the couch. Rest of the night was wonderful, did some more whiskey and watched the new episode of the Boys. I’ve said this and I will say it again: the Boys is the best show I’ve seen in a while and that mother fucker Homelander is the best villain I’ve seen in a long time, also shout out to Karl Urban and the Starlight lady. I eventually feel asleep on the couch and did not wake up until Sunday morning.
Woke up Sunday morning and was pumped again because not on was their NFL football all day but it was finally our first hockey game since March. And oh boy the team was absolutely buzzing and we destroyed this other team. We won 6-2 and I even scored! That’s how back the other team was, I scored. Go team! After that got home did a whiskey and headed out to my parents’ house for some pork tenderloin.
Welp now you know everything about my weekend tell me about yours. Just kidding I don’t care what you did. The only thing that matters is that the titans play tonight and nothing else on the planet mean anything. So everyone Titan the ever living fuck up and have a good day.
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