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It is currently 2:15 in the afternoon on a decent Tuesday so far. I have my projector projecting the cardinals game, which is about to start, on the wall of my living room. I love baseball games during the day but no one told me that the Cardinal’s starting pitcher today is Carlos Martinez. Carlos and I go way back. When he first came on the scene a number of years back I liked him a lot. He threw hard, got people out, and seemed to have a good personality. Unfortunately the only thing he still does is act like an idiot and throw batting practice every time he pitches. He is easily one of my least favorite Cardinals in recent memory. Speak of the devil he almost got a error on the first batter and then gave up a single to the second batter. I don’t want to dwell on this too much but I don’t like him at all.
There is amazing news though, football is officially back with the NFL starting its games on Thursday. For my work fantasy league is the name Odell’s Waste Services too aggressive? It doesn’t matter no one will get it because most of them are olds. Speaking of olds I hang out with some the other day and it was great. Also great news is that I won a game of Fortnite today, which is a better feeling than having vinegar stroke. Also I am the greatest PGA Tour Live player and America and I am welcoming all challengers.
There is some bad news I recently ordered some Jorts off Amazon dot com and they were too big. No I have not lost weight I just got a size that was aggressively too big. Oh great news Martinez just got out of the first inning with no runs given up, first time in a long time. Yall ever seen those dancing bear videos? Check those out.
The Boys on Amazon Video dot com is back and it’s the best show on tv right now, go watch it. Also the rest of the week I have bowling, golf, and our first hockey game of the season. It’s going to be a wonderful week with those things, videos games, and movies. So I need to scadattle now. Everyone have a wonderful day and I will talk to you soon.
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