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I am struggling and I do not like it. I have recently been playing games on my Xbox One Console and I am a complete embarrassment to my family, friends, and the contiguous United States. I downloaded the new PGA game last week and I got off to an amazing start and was feeling really good about my game. The last two days have been absolute hell and to make it worse I have been losing to Charleston Dave.
To make matters even worse I have also been playing call of duty and holy lord I suck at that game too. I struggle to get 4 kills of fucking team Deathmatch. Only to make things worse is that I got the 11th pick in my fantasy football draft out of 12 people. The silver lining of this is that Country Boy Will got the 12th pick so he can promptly suck one.
Also good news is that somehow the cardinals won last night after being down 3 runs in the ninth inning, and this Brad Miller guy (no the Sacramento Kings player) can freaking hit a gosh darn baseball. Love that kid. Also more good news is that I just watch a golf video about how to hit my driver straight so I am going to be absolutely buzzing the Saturday at an undisclosed golf course in Millington on Saturday.
I want to go out to Chappell’s thing out in Yellow spring, Ohio. People also there include and are not limited to Bill Burr, Kevin Hart, John Mayer, David Letterman, Louis CK, Amy Schumer, Michael Che, John Stewart, Michelle Wolf, and Donnell Rawlings. That’s a lot of people I like and I would like to go, so someone please get me tickets and a private jet so I am jump up to Yellow Springs for a day or so. Thanks in advance.
It’s about 9:15 right now on a Thursday and I really need to get a lot of work down because the week is close week at work, not that any of you know what that mean. The rest of my day will entail assets loads, cost adjustments, clearing account reconciliation, retirements, and probably actually having to talk to someone. Also the garage is broken and that guy is coming at 11 today to fix it and I’m about to go to the bathroom to blowout my hoop. So everyone have a good day and I will see you soon.
This Song is Neat:
ALso this is hilarious:
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