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Happy Friday, I’m hungover and do not feel well at all. I did some drinks last night, not too much but enough not to feel well. Country Boy Will, Charleston Dave and I all jumped on the Xbox gaming console to play a few games of Call of Duty. I hate that damn game and I struggle to get two kills in just a normal game, it’s insanely frustrating.
Good news is that the new PGA Tour 2K21 comes out today and I plan on becoming the greatest gaming console golfer ever. Once the game comes out I plan on devoting all my time to be the greatest. This will no doubt have an impact on my relationships and my personal life but it’s a risk I’m willing to take. Do you think when Jordan was winning 6 championships he cared about shit like that? No, he only cared about winning and that’s what I am going to do.
Speaking of golf I am playing in a golf tournament tomorrow at an undisclosed course located right next to TPC Southwind. My partner and I plan on winning this. Dr. Hurricane and I are currently buzzing on the golf course and feel very confident in our games right now. The key to winning is going to be hitting the ball really close to the hole so we can make easy birdie putts. It’s that simple. In the off chance that we don’t win, whatever fellowship and beers will be had.
How awesome is Sinéad O’Connor? She is wonderful. Not only does she only put out absolute bangers she also spoke out about the abuse of children, violence in Ireland, and women’s rights before it was cool to do. Also her singing the Foggy Dew before Conor McGregor’s fight was amazing and there was zero chance he was going to lose that fight.
Also big shout out to Theo Von, the man is a crazy person that says the funniest things in the world.
I’m a big charity guy because I am an amazing person but are there too many charities? Just a thought I don’t know the answer but just thinking out loud.
Ok I’m going to go now I have a lot of work to get done before I start my online golf training. Everyone have a wonderful day and a great weekend, I will see you soon.
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