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Good morning everyone I hope your day is going great so far. My neighbor decided to start doing yard work at around 8:15 AM Central Standard Time this morning I have been listening to this person edge for too long now. Speaking of edging, has anyone done that before? I’m not talking about yard work. If someone has please contact me and tell me if you liked it or not.
Also garage door update: it’s still broken. My warranty man came yesterday, we had a nice chat, and then went into the garage for five minutes. He then went to his truck and got a ladder and measuring take, went back into the garage for another five to ten minutes. He came back to talk to me and said he didn’t have the spring and he is going to try and get it for me in the next day or two. Thanks for nothing guy.
Even more bad news I have a big corporate meeting in a few minutes and I have not showered in two days, am wearing a tank top, and have vodka water on my breath from last night. Yes the rumors are turn I am back on the bottle, but only at night and I mix in a lot of water to help combat the hangovers. Also bad news the Cardinals went 2-4 against the cubs so that was a nice kick in the bollocks.
I have questions. What is Lena Dunham? What did Ellen do? What’s going on with the post office? How do you hit a golf ball straight? Is it still reading a book if you read it while listening to the audio book? Where did all the water come from? How do clouds stay together? These are the question that plague my mind on a daily basis.
I did watch half of a movie last night that I have not seen in many years. I watch half of Jurassic Park last night and let me tell you that movie is the cat’s pajamas. Dinosaurs are so tight, remember Jimmy Buffet was in Jurassic World running away with a margarita, it’s the crazy.
Alright I need to engage with people in the meeting so I bid you a fond farewell. Everyone have a nice day and I will see/talk to you soon.
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