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Good afternoon everyone I hope you are all doing well. I have made an amazing discovery today and that is that I have perfected the ham and cheese sandwich. It is very simple and here is a list of things you need. Two slices of white bread, two Kraft singles, paprika, garlic powder, and Italian seasoning. If you have those you can make the perfect ham and cheese sandwich.
Get a skillet and put your stove top on medium to medium high. Once hot place your ham on the skillet and season with paprika, garlic powder, and Italian seasoning. While the ham is cooking/ warming up place your bread in the toaster, not to toast it but to make it where you have warm bread.
Once bread is warm take one of the slices and place it on your plate. On this place one of your Kraft singles. Then place the hot seasoned ham on top of that slice of bread and cheese and then place the other slice of cheese and bread on top of that. If you want to be crazy throw that thing in the microwave for 7 seconds if you want that cheese even more melted. That’s the perfect sandwich, also turkey stinks.
I have given you a secret, please honor what I have done for you. In other new I have a package arriving in the mail today. At the beginning of June an ad on Facebook dot com selling a cool gaming chair caught my eye. It was only ten buck and for some reason I decided to buy it knowing it was either fake and or they were going to steal all my credit card information. I kept checking after a few weeks and there was no activity until July 16 when the internet told me that the package was being processed at the Guangzhou EMS facility in China. I’m bored. Long story short it’s been 2 months and this damn chair is finally showing up. I’m happy about that.
Ok I am done and I’m going to practice golf and Xbox, everyone have a nice day.
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