If anyone would like to provide me any assistance I am currently in the market to rent a house boat. It needs to have a slide, multiple rooms to sleep in, a grill, all the TV channels, and the ability for me to drive it. Please help I need this. Any locations in Tennessee, Mississippi, Arkansas, Kentucky, Georgia, and either Carolina will do. The lake that the house boat is located on will also have to be supplied with ample fish that is good to eat and also they has to be a golf course within 2.5 miles. Preferably we would be able to dock the boat at the golf course. Also the lake need to be located close to a city/town where I would be able to get a very good steak and an Old Fashion made correctly. Also another plus would be that the city/town has a gentleman club and a McDonald’s.
These are all my demands, go out and find one for me.
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