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Hey how are ya? It has been a while since I talked to you and I’m not going to lie I did not miss it. Just kidding I love all of you dearly and really value your friendships. Well a lot has happened since last Wednesday. I flew on three airplanes, took a bunch of Ubers, went golfing, went to the beach, watched golf, ate fish, was in a swimming pool for 12 hours a day, and threw up from tequila shots at least 7 different times.
Last Thursday the guys and I jumped on an Allegiant flight to Tampa, Florida, USA to celebrate some guys bachelor party. We had a sick house with a swimming pool and a kitchen, we treated ourselves. And on Sunday we left. That’s all I will say. I will say we did alcohol and the look of us as we crawled into the airport Sunday morning was sadder that those Sarah McLachlan abused dogs commercial. We abused out bodies and livers and are still paying the price.
Sunday there was throw up, explosive diarrhea, and many hopes that the plane would go down. Fortunately or unfortunately the plane didn’t crash and everyone went home to sit in dark rooms and chug water. I relapsed last night on alcohol but until yesterday I was three days sober, and I’m not going to lie it felt good not drinking. Your day is so much easier when you wake up and you don’t have the hungover gaze in your head and eyes. Long story short ole Joey is going to cut down on the booze a bit.
I think I’m done with this for now because brain is still mashed potatoes at this point. I would like to wish everyone a wonderful day. Also big shout out to my good friend Helena Bella, what a pal. Also below is a short thing that we should all strive to be Stedman Graham.
The quest to be Stedman Graham:
Stedman, the son of Mary and Stedman Sr., was born on March 6, 1951 in Whitesboro, New Jersey, United States. He earned a Master’s Degree in Education from Ball State and also played college basketball at Hardin-Simmons. He had a distinguished career in public relations, nonprofit organizations, and is in the Indiana Broadcasting Hall of Fame. Long story short he is a great man that has done a lot.
But all those accomplishments pale in comparison to what he did in 1986. This year he met Oprah Winfrey. Ever heard of her? In 1986 she had just started doing the Oprah Winfrey Show which was now an hour long. Shout out to Stedman for being there from day one and no wonder he has never left. With his net worth of $10 Million plus Oprah’s of $2.7 Billion they are easily worth over $2.7 Billion together. THAT’S THE DREAM BOYS! Find a money maker and never leave! Also check out their house! https://www.google.com/maps/@34.4330688,-119.6245889,178m/data=!3m1!1e3?hl=en-US
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