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You know you are going to have a tough day when you tell Future Mrs. Puckflaps happy Friday, and then she tells you it’s actually Thursday. She broke my heart at 6:30 Central Standard Time this morning and I can already tell it’s going to be a long day. If it was Friday I would be skipping around the house in my underwater panties knowing that I only had one more sleep until I get to play golf. Unfortunately I have two now until I get to hit that little white ball into a round hole. I’m devastated.
But in better news baseball is back, golf is on today, and I’ve only pooped once this morning. What a day! My beloved St. Louis Cardinals begin their quest tomorrow night at 7:15 Central Standard Time against the dreaded losers the Pittsburgh Pirates. Young Tommy will be amazing.
Here is a list of players on the team I Like:
Tommy Edman
Paul Goldschmidt
Paul De Jong
Tyler O’Neill
Harrison Bader
Yadi
Jack Flaherty
Miles Mikolas
Players I Used to Like but kinda suck now:
Matt Carpenter
Dexter Fowler
Players is Fucking Hate:
Carlos Martinez
I don’t like Martinez at all and he has consistently sucked for the last few years. He is best at giving up leads and fucking our team out of games and the playoffs, but I’m open to him changing my mind this year.
I have been YouTube dot comming and I have fallen day a rabbit hole of Craig Ferguson. I greatly enjoy this guy and it seems that he is very good at talking to females, one thing I was never good at. His late-night show was so different than any of the dog shit ones that are on the air today. He’s great and he seems like a great hang.
Alright I need to go. At the place I work for I am trying to work really hard because the fiscal year is almost over and I want to leave them with a good taste in their mouth…. If you know what I mean. Hopefully if I bust my ass I will receive the promotion and raise I deserve. It would be wild if they don’t do raises because like even though there is a pandemic the business is still going good and the big guys make a billion dollars a year. I’m going to stop talking about this because it will get my underwater panties in a wad.
Ok good bye everyone I hope you have a wonderful day and all your greatest dreams are coming though. Bye. Shoutout Charles Bukowski.
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