Working From Home Day 85:

*No Proofreading

Happy Friyay everyone I hope this week has been the greatest week of your life.  For me it has not been great.  Work has made me work past 4 o clock central standard time every day this week.  This is incredibly unacceptable and honestly rude.  I have Xbox to play and Hulu dot com to watch, let me live my life work!

Yesterday was a great day because I got to go to Costco, which is “an American multinational corporation which operates a chain of membership-only warehouse clubs.”  It was wonderful and I love Costco and would be willing to live in one for a year if I could get the right compensation to do it.  I had worked up a nice lather and appetite while shopping so the lady and I decided to get some food.  I didn’t get one juicy thick frank, I got two to fully satisfy my hunger needs.  I would like to thank the adult films stars that I adore for giving me the inspiration to take two girthy hot long logs at the same time.

I did Xbox last night.  T and I played NHL 20 and to say we did play good is an understatement.  I don’t know what our exact record because I was a little in my cups but we had to be around 1-6 last night.  It was not a great performance but we had fun so it is ok.  We also chatted with Charleston Dave and Young Luke and had a gay ole time sharing is amazing fellowship with each other.  Congrats Young Luke.

Well every day I am just trying to get by to make it to the next day.  Today is special though because for the first time in a while I have something exiting to look forward too, we are going to the lake.  Future Mrs. Puckflaps, some friends, and I will be hitting the road later today to go to an undisclosed lake located in a different state.  Please to not try and contact me this weekend because I will be off the grind.  This no contact policy will also be extended until the New Year, don’t bother me I’m probably doing something.

This is my goodbye for the rest of the day, weekend, and possibly Monday (due to the hangover that will ravage my body).  I would like to say, in the words of Dolly Parton:

“I hope life treats you kind

And I hope that you have all

That you ever dreamed of

And I wish you joy and happiness

But above all this, I wish you love”

Dolly is an American hero and an amazing person, we should build statues of her and put those everywhere.  Did you know she wrote “I will Always Love You” for Porter Wagoner but she was going to leave his show and go out and do her thing on her own?  Porter and she were the stars of the Porter Wagoner show which was a show that would showcase singers, comedians, and other shit like that.  Ok that’s all for the history lesson today.

Again goodbye.  Everyone have a great weekend and I hope it’s the best weekend ever. Bye Bye.

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