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I have nothing to say today. Boredom is at an all-time high and work has actually forced me to do my job the last couple of days. Good news however I get to go to Costco later today to get some wonderful Kirkland Brand products, and while there I am going to treat myself. I’m going to treat myself with two giant hotdogs and a Coke a cola. That what I have to look forward today.
Something else to look forward too is this weekend is because I am leaving town and going to an undisclosed lake to drink in and around water. I am very excited about this but am terrified of the impending hangover that will last until next Wednesday.
Other positive things of interest. There is golf broadcasting on the internet that will distract me from my job. Bryson Douchambo is the devil and a Cee You Next Tuesday. He is the worst and no one person associated with golf likes him. I mean he yelled at a camera man for, you might want to sit down, for filming him with his camera. Literally his job.
Finished The Boys last night and that was a very enjoyable tv series. What was shocking to me is that Future Mrs. Puckflaps actually enjoyed it, which made my little heart happy. I’m thinking now I will go back and watch True Detective Season 1 on HBO dot com. Other fun things that just got added to Netflix dot com are Super Troopers, Airplane, and the greatest movie of all time Spaceballs. All great flicks.
Oh yeah I forgot more great news! I went to Zaxbys and it retained it crown as the greatest fast food chicken restaurant that I have been too. If a man ejaculated Zax Sause I would drain that dude. Also great news its almost 11 o clock central standard time at the moment and I think I may crack a beer and or pour and nice whiskey. Oh more great news I got new sandals and I am dripping right now yall will see them soon.
Final thing. It is Country Boy Will’s birthday so if you want to see him have an accident where you are in critical condition and you will be able to see him at the hospital. Happy birthday bud, can’t wait to play you in golf and smoke some nails.
Alright I have to go. Everyone have a great day and I’ll send out some pictures later of my juicy wieners from Costco. ALso go on YouTube Dot Com and look up Rodney Dangerfield on Johnny Carson if you need a good laugh. Bye everyone.
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