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Happy whatever day it is right now. I hope you are having the best day ever and moving closer to accomplishing all your goals in life. Speaking of moving, that is something I would like to do. I would like to move to the mountains next to a river or creek. My shelter will be a log cabin that looks like a Lincoln logs thing when you were a kid. Inside the cabin there will be a twin bed, AM/FM Radio, wood burning furnace, cast iron skillet, a barrel of American Eagle Rare Whiskey, and obviously my Avatar Flesh light.
It will hopefully look like Walter White’s cabin at the end of Breaking Bad. I will spend my days fishing and hunting for sustenance, sitting in my rocking chair, and trying to avoid the locals as to not end up like that fat guy in Deliverance. Other than that I’ll walk around, stare at trees, put my ear to the ground and try and listen to stuff, and also possibly try to make moonshine like Popcorn Sutton did, RIP.
I want to do this because the last few days I have officially become bored. I am man enough to admit this. I’ve spent the better part of three months shacked up in this house and I’m not sure how much longer I can do it. Do you remember that scene early in Major Payne when he is in his room and is going crazy and says, “It’s been two weeks since I killed and man, and I’ve got the itch.” Well I have the itch, not to kill, but to move while obviously social distancing.
Other than that I listen to the latest Joe Rogan podcast with Bob Saget and that guy is awesome. It’s so funny that everyone thinks of him as the guy from that video show and that family sitcom when in reality he is one of the dirtiest comedians out there. God Bless Bob Saget. Norm Macdonald at Sagets’ roast was awesome too.
There has been some good news in the last few days. There working on a vaccine that will hopefully make this whole thing be over sooner than later. Also great news is that the Avett Brothers are putting up a new album coming up soon and let me tell you I’m excited. Full disclosure their last album I hated and my review was that it was anywhere from shit to dog shit, but that’s like one bad album out of like seven so they still have a hall o fame batting average.
Alight well I am going to have a boring rest of the day. The most exciting this I’m going to cut the grass and also reconcile about 90 account for the corporation I work for, fun stuff! Everyone have a wonderful day and I will see you sometime soon. Wear a mask.
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