Good morning, afternoon, or evening whenever this it hitting your eyeballs. It is a wonderful sunny and hot day and things are going pretty decent. My big plans for today are riding the exercise bike, playing Xbox, and waiting for a package from amazon. Real exciting stuff going on in my house. I think I have a rash on my armpits, can anyone help with that?
Ringo Star turned 80 yesterday and let me tell you he might have aged the best out of any man to walk the earth. He is still playing dumbs and walking around without a hitch in his step, it’s awesome. I am about half way through his Birthday Show on YouTube dot com that came out yesterday and Ringo just seems like an awesome dude. It scared me to say stuff like this because everyone will eventually be cancelled, but I have faith in Ringo. Oh that’s tight they also refused to play to segregated crowds because racism did not make sense to them, good on em. Long live “The little band from Liverpool.”
Also Cheryl Crow sings a song in the Birthday video thing and she is absolutely amazing. Not only can she sing, she plays seven instruments in the thing. That makes me sad because she has more talent in her earlobe that me and my future children will ever have. I don’t know if I am making this up but wasn’t she married to Lance Armstrong? Also have you seen the Lance Armstrong doc on ESPN dot com? Guys an incredible douche bag.
On the gaming console XBOX ONE I have been playing the sports video game FIFA almost every day for the last few weeks. I was not only promoted to division 5 last night, I won the division 6 title. In 69 years when I pass away from a stubbed toe, I hope in the first few lines of my obituary it says he was an ok person and an amazing FIFA player. I want my headstone to be the world cup trophy, which would be tight. Oh also shout out to the great American hope Christian Pulisic, he is absolutely killing it and it is a fucking crime we did not qualify for the next World Cup. Speaking of soccer did you know that Sean Connery was amazing at soccer when he was younger he was actually offered a contract to play for Manchester City? Isn’t that neat.
Last quick thing. I did four alcohols last night. I deviated from the usual scotch or bourbon and did white wine. White wine and I’s relationship historically has gone about as good as Chris Brown and Rihanna’s relationship, white wine being Chris Brown and me being Rihanna. Well last night I did four big glasses of the white stuff and let me tell you, it went great. I slept like a baby and am not hungover at all. Hopefully this is a step in the right direction for our relationship.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? She saw he had a different girl’s makeup on his fist. Suck one Chris Brown. Rihanna > Beyoncé.
Alright I out of here, everyone have a good day and I will see you later in the week.
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