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Happy Monday everyone I hope you are doing well on the cloudy Monday in Memphis, Tennessee, USA. One thing I would like to get out of the way off the bat is that if you use Weather Channel over Accuweather, lose my number. Weather Channel is backed by evil people that are anti-fun and promote fear due to their constant misrepresentation of what the weather is going to be. Weather Channel the silent majority is on to you and will not be duped by your fake weather forecasts any longer. Screw Weather Channel! If I go missing you know which corrupt weather organization to look at, if I die a martyr to expose this massive fraud that is fine.
That feels great to get off my chest, so let’s have a recap of what happened this weekend. Friday was a terrible work day and I worked until 6:15 PM Central Standard Time which is unacceptable for a Friday. I was stressed and needed to do some alcohol, so I headed off to a dudes house. The group assembled, did some beers, and then headed out to a local watering hole to continue doing beers. It was a gay time and we all had a nice buzz on.
The only bad thing about throwing a good one on Friday night is that I had to be up for golf early in the morning as to make my 8 o’clock tee time at a golf course in Olive Branch, Mississippi, USA. To be honest I was not feeling great and I blame this on the fact that I drank a lot the night before, but the best thing to do when you are hungover is jump back on that wagon and keep drinking. I did a few beers on the course and ended up playing decent, but more importantly shared in great fellowship with the guys.
After the round we hit up the greatest restaurant on earth, Zaxbys, and headed home to wash up. After washing every crevice of my body we headed to our neighbors house to compete in a beer Olympics event. It was a wonderful time and with a lot of controversy my team ended up winning. I was incredibly proud of all my teammates and what they contributed to the competition. To the other teams, you are losers and you will never be good at anything. Sometimes the truth hurts.
Other than that it was an overall very good weekend and the future Mrs. Puckflaps it all happy and everything is great. Oh we also made our triumphant return to Bardog yesterday and it is as amazing as I remember it. Double screwdrivers and foot long hotdogs. Nothing is better and Bardog does it the best.
Taking a quick look at what’s going on the week and it looks like the week is pretty wide open. Tonight future Mrs. Puckflaps and I are going to her parents’ house for dinner. Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday we have no plans. Friday I should have a half day and I plan on playing golf with the fellas and then also playing Saturday morning again. Two rounds in a week! Hope my body can handle it!
I need to go and do some other things. So everyone have a good day and be safe out there!
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