Working From Home Day 70 (Friyay Edition):

Wahoo we made it to Friday everyone, hope all is going well in your life and you slept great last night.  I have, for the first time since a child, started remembering my dreams.  I will not tell you what the content of these dreams because I believe that if I reveal this information no one will ever talk to me again.  I’ll give you and hint, they involve latex and a milking table.

Other than that things are going unbelievable and we have a very exciting weekend planned.  Tonight I will be going to a local establishment with a few buddies to have a few pops and share in good times.  I will not be in my house because future Mrs. Puckflaps will be at the house with her gal pals and I don’t want any part of that, so I am going to leave.

Hopefully tonight I don’t have too many brown waters because we have an important golf match tomorrow morning at 8 O Clock Central Standard Time.  The fellas and I will be heading down to Olive Branch to absolutely pepper holes with little white balls.  Quick aside, did you see that video where that guy put his balls in his anus and poop them out? That was neat stuff.

Back to golf.  I recently purchased a new driver and this will revolutionize my golf game.  I have been doing some research into the game of golf and I have found out that if you hit your drive in the fairway you are far more likely not to get a double bogey.  I have some other secrets I have learned about the game of golf but I would rather not give them away.

Also, after golf on Saturday I will be returning home, will drink one water, put on a bathing suit, and go to a house that is not mine.  At this house I assume we will be in the backyard because we will be playing drinking games and competing against one another.  My team is stacked, but with another teammate and I playing golf in the morning we might not be at top form.  But I am really not worried because the other teams are bums and drink like middle schoolers.

I am leaving now because work is really up in my anus today and I need to get some work done so they remove their fist from me.  Everyone have a wonderful day and a wonderful weekend.

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