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Good morning, afternoon, or evening to everyone. I hope this day has been the greatest day of your life and you make sweet whoopie with consent with the person of your dreams. I tried to research the origins of whoopie but there was not definite date on when it started but the definition is, “a euphemism for sexual intercourse.” Everyone have a wonderful day.
I am doing chores around the house right now because we have people coming over tomorrow night. I am vacuuming, doing laundry, cutting grass, weed eating, and blowing leaves off the driveway. I hate all of these and I’m willing to pay someone to do this stuff. I am too old for this and I’m scared that my back will not be able to hold up. Also Baby Randy is scared of the vacuum which breaks my little heart.
It was brought to my attention by my new neighbor that clogged his toilet that today is in fact DAY 69 of working from home. I would like to thank Carter for bring this to my attention and what a ride these 69 days have been. You could say these 69 days have really been upside down…. Cough cough is this thing on. So if you would please go out and 69 with someone today, obviously with consent.
Last night I started watching a new show on The History Channel called Forged in Fire and it is an awesome knife show that they compete to make the best and sharpest knifes. Its awesome go watch it when you get a chance.
I just cut the yard, edged, blew leafs around, did laundry, and put up the dishes so I treated myself to cookout. I got a big double burger with fries and hushpuppies and it was absolutely phenomenal. I also got a large sweet tea which I drank a quarter of and filled up the rest with vodka. It going to be a good day.
Alright I need to because I have barely worked today. So everyone have a wonderful day and don’t forget to 69! I’ll see you soon bye!
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