Good morning everyone I hope you are doing well and all of your wildest dreams are coming true. My wildest dreams came true the other day. As my entire family and friends where down at the beach tanning in the sun and gallivanting in the water I stayed inside drinking and watched an entire NASCAR race. It was a great day. Also I am currently buzzing right now because I have had two cups of coffee for the first time in three months.
Let me paint a picture for you real quick. The lady and I are in the car and had just finished our chickfila breakfast of chicken minis, a vanilla ice coffee, a spicy chicken sandwich, and a box of circular shaped hash browns. Our belly were full and we were about thirty minutes outside of Tupelo, Mississippi, USA and there was a box in my pocket that was weighing down my left side pocket and causing my back to flare up.
I decided to hand this box to the lady at 7:27 AM, while doing 75 on the interstate, and ask her to be my bride. She reluctantly said yes and we continued driving towards the white sands of Pensacola Beach, Florida, USA. She was very excited and so was I. This was all part of my diabolical plan of her having to say yes. We were two hours into a 7 hour car ride, so imagine how awkward it would have been if she says no, that would be a long 5 hour car ride. I kind of pulled a Dennis from Its Always Sunny, “The Implication.” All jokes aside I’m happy and it’s going to be a good time.
Speaking of the beach, the lady, the fam, and I had a wonderful time drinking and hanging out. I am a bronze god and I will look this way for the rest of my life. The weird things about vacations is that they are meant for relaxation but most of the time you are more tired after the trip (sounds like a shitty Seinfeld bit). Also the beach was more packed than I have ever seen it and it would be nice if someone of power in Florida would tell the people that there is a pandemic. I am a hypocrite because I was down their like them, but I don’t care I was safe and washed my hands.
Last night I did a movie and it was one of the funniest movie I have ever seen. The movies name was Walk Hard. Here is the plot, “Following a childhood tragedy, Dewey Cox (John C. Reilly) follows a long and winding road to music stardom.” It was so dang funny and Pam for the office is in it. There are many funny songs, lot of boobs, drugs, and wondeful comedy. It is on Netflix so give it a watch, you won’t regret it or don’t, i dont care that much.
I got some other stuff but I will save it from tomorrow because I need to catch up on all the work that my coworkers did not do for me. Everyone have a nice day and I will see you soon! Oh I forgot, thank you to everyone for the nice messages and things that you said to the lady and I we appreciate it and love all of you. It is refreshing to see actual niceness in the world, thank you to everyone.
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