BREAKING NEWS:
This just in from the office of Puckflaps Inc. Mr Puckflaps has asked a lady for her hand in marriage and her respond was meh, followed by a yes. Here is a message from Mr. Puckflaps:
“After years of fending off platoons of whores that wanted to suck the evil juice out of me I have decided to make a change. Today I extended an invitation to a lady to become the futures Mrs’s Puckflaps. She accepted and we will be wed at a date TBD. I love all of y’all, thank you for your support, and don’t deke on the blue line.”
-JP
Also there are rumors that I spent $50,000 on this ring. This is false, I’m not poor. I spent well over what your parents have made in their entire life.
And to the whores, you tried your hardest but remember that 50% of marriages end in divorce. So future sup if things don’t work out.
Joey Puckflap Thoughts 