As time slowly creeps towards 10:30 AM this morning, I am beginning to get nervous and my bo is disgusting. At 10:30 this morning I have a meeting with two coworkers, which I have never met, to discuss the procedures I perform to verify that the Construction in Progress Packets are correct. They might as well ask me how I breathe. I just do it all the time, don’t think about it, and to this point things have turned out alight.
Things are going wrong with my stomach. I have made brown water twice this morning before 8 o clock and let me tell you there were no solid parts to either dumps. This is not what I am worried about, I am more worried about the smell. I know the smell of a normal brown but these have been different. Have you been to Music Fest during a hot day in the middle of May and opened the door to the portalet and has that combined aids, cancer, jaundice, and cat shit smell hit your right in the face? That’s where I’m at.
It could be the fact that I ate half a buffalo chicken pizza and about 4 gin and waters last night. I never liked gin but I starting to really like it. It doesn’t have the bite that a whiskey or vodka has but it still has a nice punch to it. That is why I like drinking whiskey because you get that burn and it lets you know this is not good for you and you should slow down. Idk I am just rambling at this point.
Did you know that Steven Seagal has a house out in Eads, Tennessee that he was owned since 2005? Isn’t that strange. Mr. Seagal is a strange man and has lived in Lansing, Michigan, Los Angeles, Japan, Colorado, and Louisiana and also has an American, Russian, and Serbian citizenship. Also from 1996-2018 he has countless accusations of sexual harassment and assault. He has also released two music albums that were both called “laughably bad.” I don’t get this guy, but I do know he is a terrible person and shitty actor. He also has a hilarious picture with a carrot.
I need to go to prepare for this meeting that I have no idea what I’m going to say. Like most meetings I will come out looking like an idiot but I think I can trick them into thinking I’m a good guy. Also I have the dog so I can get him to jump up on camera and change the mood of the conversation if things are going bad.
Ok everyone bye have a wonderful week! Keep protesting and fighting for black peoples right!
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