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It might be dreary and dull outside but that does not change the fact that it is the most wonderful day of the year. On your phone or laptop take a peek at what the date is today, and once you see it whisper nice to yourself. That is right it is 6/9 and let me be the first to wish you have a happy 6/9 day.
Ahh 69. You remember hearing about that as a kid are you are trying to figure out how that can even happen. You would feel like a civil engineer trying to figure out how all the parts fit in together. I cannot remember the first time I heard about this mythical position but I would recon it would have been during the middle school years. Nothing like asking you math teacher what is your favorite fraction lol.
Also do people that are out of college still 69 on the regular because that seems like something you would grow out of after college? I am willing to hear the other side of this argument, so if you are out of college and still 69ing please tell me and I would like to shake your hand.
Who are the best athletes to ever wear 69? In my intensive research there are not many high quality athletes to brandish the magical number but here is a select few.
Jared Allen – NFL
Bronson Arroyo – MLB
Mark Schlereth – NFL
Nicklas Backstrom – NHL
Joey Puckflaps – Beer League Hockey
Wow what an absolute list of legends who are all guaranteed to go into the Hall of Fame in their respected sports.
Also yesterday I booked a flight to Tampa Bay for a bachelor party I was invited too, somehow, and I will be sitting on the first row of the flight. These seats are the absolute the best because you get on earlier than everyone and you can watch all the poors walk by as they go to their seats next to the bathroom. Probably will have to wear a face mask as to not breathe the same air as them.
Well I’m going to go celebrate 6/9 day, if you know what I mean. Alright have a great day and keep protesting and donating to help get rights for black people. On the nicest day of the year, I wish you a nice day;).
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