Happy Monday everyone I hope you are doing amazing and I hope that this weekend was the best weekend of your life. Quick thing, the protests around the country and the world feel different, it seems like this whole thing will actually begin to make the change that has always been needed. Also the CTBC Brothers are an absolute wagon right now and are dismantling the other teams in the Chinese Professional Baseball League.
A year ago today I was a day removed from flying back home from Midway International Airport in Chicago, Illinois, USA. The purpose for this trip was to hang out with all my friends, watch a few Cubs vs Cardinal’s games, and to do hood rat things with my friends. We had a gay ole time and we have been trying to figure out where we are going on our next trip.
South Carolina Dave and I had a brainstorming session on Twitter dot com and decided that fate should choose the next city the group goes too. Yesterday, our friend Zobs, put about 15 cities into a hat ranging from Vancouver to Birmingham to the Bahamas to Cleveland. Drum roll please. The hat of destiny has decided that we will be traveling to……………… Tijuana/San Diego!
I’m not sure how many people are aware of Tijuana, but it is basically known for its cheap ladies, possibly lady boys, drugs, donkey shows, and a Ping-Pong trick done by a nice ladies. Some other fun facts is that the city has Uber, has a large collection of casinos, and tourists something get robbed my police. Also Torrey Pines is in San Diego big eyes emoji.
Speaking of Torrey Pines, the guys and I went out and played golf this weekend. The guys and I had a gay ole time of fellowship and laughs and I played decent. I’ll be on tour in two years. After golf I went home and took a bath with our new bath pillow and it was wonderful. After that I took a nap, went to Brookhaven for beers, went to a friend’s house for beers, and then went to another friend’s house for beers. By the end of the night I had thrown up on myself. Good times.
After waking up incredibly hungover yesterday and remembering that I threw up on myself I pulled myself up by my bootstraps and forced myself to ride 5 mile on the bike. I will look like Adonis soon.
Ok I’m leaving, I got some work to do. Everyone have a wonderful day, be safe, and bring me some beers or weed. Love yall, goodbye.
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