Happy Friday everyone I hope you are doing well and making it through this tough time alright. Let’s try and get away from everything for a few minutes and let’s talk about how I started watching a new documentary the other day. Unfortunately it is a documentary about Jeffery Epstein, whom my wonderful ole bag was blissfully unaware of. Let me tell you the more she learns about Epstein the more she thinks that guys is a real jerk. Also his Epstein’s girlfriend with the weird name is as big as a creepo as him.
Also we are only a few months away from Joey Puckflaps transforming into Joey Sixpack. Today will mark the 4th day in a row that I have rubbed my ass raw on an exercise bike I recently purchased. I’m pumping out 5 miles in 20 minutes so far and I’m only going to go longer and further, sup ladies. It is a strange feeling to be out of breath and sweating again because I have not been doing any physical activity since about two years ago.
Good news is that my Sunday night hockey games at the Midsouth ice house are going to start up again in about two months. It exciting because with all the time off everyone is going to suck real bad and hopefully they will be closer to my skill level. Hockey is tight and you should play it, also you can crush beers the whole time. Nothing turns me on more than a tape to tape pass or a great dump on a penalty kill. Pants cream city if you know what I mean.
Bad news is that the online hockey team, the Salty Cum Dumpsters, is in absolute disarray right now. We having been playing terrible lately but last night we wanted to play in the monthly playoffs, so we did that last night. The first game we lost 8-1, marking one of the largest losses in Cum Dumpster history. Then next game we lost 5-2. It was an incredibly depressing evening for the boys and we are all really considering never playing that stupid fucking game again because we are 1-6 in our last seven games.
Good news is that I am not hungover anymore from the lake last weekend which lasted to about Tuesday. We boozed hard down at the shoe, then drove back Sunday went to brunch and kept the party going until I was asleep in bed at 6 o clock in the evening. Also good news I have been checking my blood pressure every day and it is almost back to normal which is a huge relief because I don’t want to have a stroke in my 20’s.
My golf game is absolutely buzzing right now and I challenge anyone with above a 20 handicap to a match. I will be on the tour soon and you better beat me before I get too good. The boys hit the links again, after a bye week, to take a Mississippi course by storm.
Alright everyone have an amazing weekend and keep fighting for human rights. I’ll see all you guys soon, have a good one. Also yall need to drink your liquor neat out of a coffee mug, it feels good. Here is a Norm Macdonald video that will cheer you up followed by your daily neat song.
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