As I sit here at my kitchen table watching a big corporate meeting, which is basically a jerk sesh for the higher ups, I wonder who the hell really cares. And I just realized I don’t and turned it off and also cracked a cold natural light. I look back at the last 49 days and wonder if I have grown into a better human or if I’m just a blob doing mindless work for a company I am just a number for?
Oh boy what a depressing start to this Friday. I have learned a few thing from being home the last few months. I’ve learned that dogs are the greatest things on the planet and I would be sad if Baby Randy went away. Does anything else in your entire life not get on your case or tell you what to do ever? I mean Randy has seen me be incredibly mean, hammered out of my mind, and even lay my hands on him. But you know what all he wants is food and scratches. That’s it! What a guy.
I have also learned that eating a ham sandwich for lunch every day is a lot healthier than eating a four for four or a big Mac for lunch. I am in no way saying I am skinny, but not eating 5000 calories a day seems to be a better lifestyle. But in saying that I had a big mac for lunch yesterday and a hot dog and pepperoni pizza from Costco. I may start going to Costco just to eat that food is the bomb dot com.
This time away from everyone has also really revealed who you good friends are. I mean thank goodness it appears people at least tolerate me and I have been in countless group messages, zooms, and only fans with all our good friends. Shout out to the boys, and also shout out the girls, sup. Stay home if you sick, come over if you thicccccc.
Also I learned that if you want to buy a milking table on Amazon dot com the first is 700 dollars and also that if you search for noose a noose comes up. People sleep on natural light, it is way better than bud light because bud light is trash and it is for inbred rednecks.
I’ve also learned that working from home is great but normal office hours do not really apply and people have been emailing me after five which should be a felony in my mind. When I was in the office I rarely asked anything after 3:30 PM. It is insane how little I know about what I do at work even after working there for like 4 years. It makes me laugh that I have been able to fly under the radar this whole time.
Haha this thing has been incredibly depressing for being a celebration of 50 days in. Whatever I am actually doing very well and am in great spirits because ole Joey, the boys, and some loose ladies are heading down to Horseshoe lake’s muddy waters to get super wet this weekend. Tan, drink, make hamburgers with hotdog on them, blackout repeat.
Just remember of the things you worry about maybe 4% actually have an actual impact on your life. In saying that, everyone have the best weekend of your life and be careful out there!
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