Happy Tuesday everyone I hope you are doing amazing and making it through the week safe and sound. I have to apologize I took the day off yesterday due to a few events that happened yesterday and during the past weekend. I will explain my experience to you, but I want to tell you I’m going to need trauma therapy for a few things that happened.
First of all big ole tubby dumb dumb from the home warranty company came by last Friday to fix my water heater. After “fixing it” big dumb dumb took a dump in my bathroom. Over the next two days a smell of natural gas started to fill the garage and would not go away. Because I am a genius I deduced that the water heater was leaking and I called MLGW emergency line to get them to come out and make sure my house was not going to explode.
MLGW man showed up about thirty minutes later and had some fancy Geiger counter that read for natural gas and found out that there was a leak in the water heater. After that he went out to the yard and dug some precautionary holes to test to see is the main gas pipe to the house was also leaking. And yes of course it was. So about an hour later a workforce of five men and a backhoe came to my house dug a hole in my front yard, dicked around, and them left.
So yesterday I call the warranty company to get big round back out to my house to tighten everything up on the water heater and they actually showed up. And thank goodness it was the fat dumb one I hate and they sent another person that can actually read and write at or above a high school level. I would like to thank dumb fuck’s helper for doing the work and actually getting what I needed done, thanks man I appreciate you. To dumb dumb, die in a house fire.
With that fixed in the garage there was still the problem of the hole in my front yard. Well yesterday MLGW sent out there crew again and began digging further into my yard. All I can guess it that they got down there and tightened the pipe so gas was not leaking and my front yard will not blow up. After a while they started filling in the hole, put the dead grass on top of the dirty pile, and left. Thank goodness all the problems were over for the day. Sike, I had one more obstacle to tackle.
My sink was clogged about a month ago and had to get someone to come out and fix it. I told them there was a blockage and then another blockage past that. They only fixed the first block because they don’t listen and their parents probably hate them. Well the sink worked well until last Friday when no water would drain at all and I knew everything was fucked.
After MLGW left yesterday I headed to the Home Depot store and rented a 75 foot electric snake to cram drown that little hole under the sink. I fought this blockage for the better part of 40 minutes until I felt that I have broken through, but I could feel something was attached to the end. So I started pulling about 50 feet of line out of the pipe and when it was almost out I smelt a smell that is unlike anything that I have smelt before.
It smelt like a rotting rat that has been rotting in water and in old food that I had put down the drain. When I got the snake out, and low and behold, there was a dead rat that’s dead body was mangled and wrapped around the head of the snake. I instantly started dry heaving and ran and got an extra face mask we have in the house, shout out coronavirus. I could not get the rat off the end of this snake so I wrapped in up in a towel and took that and the snake outside. Once outside I man up, tear the dead rat off the end, and then throw up in my face mask.
I can’t talk about this anymore. I feel the lump in my throat that I felt yesterday. Besides someone dying, this was probably the most traumatic experience of my life since my brother and I accidentally locked ourselves in our parent’s car’s trunk as young kids. The smell that this dead rat had is something I never want to smell again and I could barely eat food last night because this rat’s smell is haunting my nostrils.
But good news is that everything, besides outside lights, are up and running. I am tired and I don’t think I have typed something this long since a term paper back at one of the three community colleges I went to. Well I need to get to work now because I have been doing this for like an hour. This thing is 880 words long. Everyone have a nice day, be careful, and I love you. Bye bye. Also the bad friend’s podcast is wonderful.
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