Working From Home Day 27:

Good morning, afternoon, or evening everybody, how are ya?  I am doing wonderful and feel surprisingly amazing today.  I don’t know the reason for the good vibes today but I am freaking buzzing.  Maybe it is because yesterday was so long a crappy the prospect of a new day gets me excite.

I am beginning to get worried about Baby Randy and his ability to stay at home all day alone once I get back to work.  He is doing wonderful but I fear he is getting too used to me letting him out and taking him for walks every day.  He can go outside and make brown or yellow whenever he wants but when I go back to work he will be home alone from 7:30 to 4 o clock full of poop and pee alone.  It worries me.

Many of the podcast I listen too right now also post video of their podcast on the YouTube dot com.  I have taken my podcast listening experience to the next level by adding a visual component and now I watch all my podcast on YouTube dot com.

How weird would you think I am if I told you 5 years ago that I was watching a podcast, you would think I’m crazy.  That’s a Norm Macdonald joke about phones (starts at 2:15 ish), I will drop the link because I cannot make it funnier than him.  You know what, just watch his whole last set on Letterman it is absolutely amazing, smart, and funny.

What is the worst chore to do?  I contend that it is laundry.  I fucking hate laundry and I basically have been refusing to do it for many years now.  I can do the washing machine thing and the drier but folding fucking clothes will probably be my punishment for eternity in hell.  I have a basket of clothes that has been sitting next to the couch since the weekend andt every day the ole lady gets home she says, “Have you folded the clothes yet?”  It takes everything in my power to not walk out the front door and never come back home.

I’m thinking about starting an OnlyFans dot com account to make a little cash on the side.  I don’t know for sure but I think I’ll have to show my feet or sit on a washing machine or something like that.  I’ll do anything for a little cash.  I’m just trying to gauge interest, so please let me know if you would be interested in watching me do weird stuff on camera.

I think that I am going to apply for the Bachelorette and see how far I can make it in the casting process.  I’ve never been casted for anything but I have seen a lot of casting videos, fellas you know what I mean.  I will update the status of my potential Bachelorette casting at a later date. bachelornation.com/pages/apply/

Alright well I feel gross now I’m going to go do something else.  Everyone have a nice wonderful day and be safe. Love you guys.

This Song is Neat: