Hello everybody, how are ya? I hope you are all doing great and had the best weekend of your entire lives. I ended up doing a lot this weekend, which include and are not limited to, playing xbox, playing golf, eating food, taking a midday nap, ordering incredibly overpriced fried chicken, and sleeping on the couch.
I am currently trying to think what I did Friday night and I can’t seem to remember right now, which is not good. I think I have memory problems because sometimes I can remember the most obscure things and other times I can barely remember my first name. I probably should get that checked out.
Oh I remember now we watched the movie Bridesmaids! It was a good time and pretty funny but I don’t really like that movie as much as other people. I think it was just like finally a funny movie with women so people go out of their way to tell you how funny it is. Oh also Friday night the ole lady and I got on a Zoom call with like 50 people to wish one of our friends in Washington DC a happy birthday. Nothing like 50 people trying to talk over each other, happy birthday I guess.
Also Friday night I went on Postmates dot com and ordered food from a popular Mexican restaurant in the greater Memphis area. My order was one steak burrito, one steak quesadilla, beef taco, and a side of guacamole and queso. When the order arrived at my house we received one steak burrito and six boxes of chips.
This has to be the biggest fuckup I have ever seen for a food delivery service. To make this even better I looked at the receipt from the restaurant that was in one of the chips boxes and it was the exact same order that I put into the Postmates dot com app. I don’t know where the order went wrong but someone is going to lose, at best, their job and maybe much more.
Welp then after that debacle I drank a lot and ended up sleeping on the couch. The next day I promptly woke up at six o clock in the morning, took and shower and drank a pot of coffee. Then we went out to the golf course and had a gay old time. Just the guys crushing beers and crushing drives it was wonderful. I shot a 94, but I had fun so im the real winner. Next Saturday we are playing at our home course Mirimichi so I’m going really low.
I just got insanely bored so im going to stop typing now and go watch YouTube dot com videos on the internet because that’s one of my favorite ways to pass the time. I hope you all had an amazing weekend and have an amazing week. I love you, stay safe, and drink some beers.
Also big shoutout to Carmen Electra. Check this out https://www.reddit.com/r/CarmenElectra/
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