Working From Home Day 23/24:

Happy Thursday everyone I hope you are making it through this week with no interruptions or hardships.  I did not do this yesterday because it was raining, I was playing Xbox, and I was trying to finish the second season of Succession.  Yesterday was the first day I skipped in this whole stay at home thing and I would like to apologize, it will probably happen again ask the weeks go on.

Who I really want to apologize to is my dog Baby Randy.  Not only am I getting lazier each day, I have been taking him on less walks as the days go on.  I’m sorry little buddy I will make it up to you.  I have only gone on two with him this week and I’m going to start taking him for more since he has to smell my dirty farts all day at home.

Jeeps I showered yesterday but this morning I did not have the same luck.  I woke up turned on the shower and while it was warmed up I took a dump.  While I was making brown I realized I don’t need to shower because I literally have no one to impress except the mailman and the ole bag gets once she gets home around 4 o clock.  By that time I will have taken my midday bath and brushed my teeth.

My heart broke yesterday when I logged onto Xbox and I attempted to play Call of Duty WarZone.  The fucking servers were down.  Thankfully they came back on and in the first warzone game I came in 147.  But later that day the Salty Cum Dumpsters got some good hockey practice in and are almost ready to enter the playoffs which will be starting in a few days. 

My brother who has been quarantining in Knoxville, Tennessee for the last month recently came in town to sell his old car and I’ll tell you what, what a great kid.  Not only did the young guys bring me a sick long sleeve t shirt, right in time for summer, from Vail, Colorado and he brought me some weed gummies.  What a guy, I’m finna takeoff.

Speaking of that I did take off last night.  The ole bag and I watched space jam and I laughed like I was watching the Chappelle show for the first time.  It is absolutely ludicrous that Shawn Bradley was one of the NBA “Stars” that got his talent stolen. He sucked, had averaged 8 points and 6 rebounds for his career.  How you only going to average 6 rebounds being 7 foot 7 inches tall?  The only thing he is remembered for is getting dunked on every game.

I bought a golf net for my back yards and borrowed at hitting mat from a friends and this is going to revolutionize my golf game.  I am going to practice every day and I would not be surprised if I end up competing on the tour, possibly as soon as next year.  Practice has been cut short the last few days due to the incessant rain and wetness outside.

Also just finished the latest episode of Dave and it is really funny and good.  I would like to clarify that when I say Dave is awesome on Twitter dot com this is only directed at the show, not Denver Dave.

Alright well I’m going to get back to work and do some other stuff on this dark rainy day.  I hope you all have a wonderful day and stay safe.

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