Alright happy Friday everyone, we finally made it, anyone got any fun plans tonight. I plan on eating dinner delivered by Uber Eats, watch a movie, and pass out shitfaced on the couch while possibly drooling or peeing myself between the hours or 1-4 AM.
Today has been nice though, it has stated to heat up outside so that is perfect to take your dog on a walk because they get super tired and pass out when they get home. I took baby Randy to a fenced in playground today, I was just trying to pick up chicks though.
Some things I learned today is that Baby Randy is scared of slides, hates other dogs, and loves shitting on the sidewalk. I put his poop in a church trashcan today, which felt good.
Holy hell I just spent 26 minutes with a coworker on the phone trying to answer their questions. No worse feeling than when you are a longer tenured employee being asked a question you should know te answer to and have no fucking idea what the answer is. Full disclosure I cut the yard for like 45 minutes and was not excepting a phone call so I poured myself a nice drink. Was not ready for that phone call.
Alright the week is over and I hope it was great for everyone. I’m going to finish up working and as John Prine Said, “And then I’m gonna get a cocktail: vodka and ginger ale, Yeah, I’m gonna smoke a cigarette that’s nine miles long.”
Everyone be careful out there and stay away from people, have a good one. Also, electric light orchestra is awesome.
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