I’m going to be honest with you I don’t have anything fun or interesting to talk about this week. It’s been a slow week with not much going. Something did exciting happen at work yesterday when there was an ambulance out-front of work and there was also a women’s empowerment meeting in the large conference room. Real exciting stuff.
Shit I complained about having nothing to do, I just sat at a coworker’s desk for an hour while he was trying out different excel formulas. I’m trying to think if anything happened this week. Uhh the Xbox squad and I won a game of Fortnite last night which was awesome.
The bowling team is doing alright even though one of our players has a broken back, one has kidney stones, one has a car with a broken transmission, and I have a drinking problem. Things are looking up though we have two more weeks until the playoffs, so we are trying to get hot at the right time.
I watched a few new things on the tele this week which include, and are not limited to, Better Call Saul, The Outsider, How it’s made, and Clone Wars. Clone Wars on Disney plus is actually pretty good if you are a Star Wars fan. I also watch an unhealthy amount of YouTube dot com at nights that I may need to seek help for.
Also, Ted Mosby is far and away the worst character on How i Met Your Mother.
I cooked two gourmet dinners this week. One was chorizo on potato hash with a poached egg. If you have never poached an egg you are missing out it a straight rush of blood to your hog.
Ranking of Best Ways to Have Eggs:
Fried Eggs
Scrambled Eggs
Deviled Eggs
Putting an egg in your butt
Songs I listened to today:
Bones – The Killers
I’m Yours – Jason Mraz
Good New – Mac Miller
Hockey update:
We started off the season hot, but last week we got destroyed 7-1. At 7-1 loss in hockey is an absolute dismantling of a team and lack of effort. I will not allow this to happen again. But I haven’t scored in month or so so that’s not going great either.
Best Ways to Earn a Point in Hockey:
- Goal
- Assist
Tonight, I get the pleasure of going out to eat for my girlfriends Aunts birthday. What an absolute joy that is going to be. I better get a little butt action as a reward for having to go to this.
Also I talked with my future doctor, the recently hitched Dr. Hurricane, and he suggested that everyone wash their hands and keep your hands out of your mouth and eyes to prevent illness, mainly the corona virus.
Other than this being the boringest thing off all time, everyone have a fun and safe weekend and I hope to see you.
This song is neat:
Joey Puckflap Thoughts 