Brain Dump 1.5

*grammar is bad, no research was done, and Green Day stuff is fact.

Heck yeah congrats everyone we did it, we made it to Friday. I hope everything is going well with you and your family. But, what an absolute turd of a week. Do you know what I have been doing to pass the time at work? I have been watching my home security camera just hoping a car will pass by for some excitement.

The week started off rough on Sunday when for some reason we had a hockey game scheduled at 10:30 PM. This would not be too bad if the day before some friends and I didn’t get absolutely crippled until two in the morning.

Monday came around and brown was still coming out of my arse like a mudslide. This was due to the 100 PBR’s at Bardog mixed with a giant Chipotle burrito. Also, I was not able to watch episode two of Better Call Saul because AMC does not show it on Hulu. That was a huge bummer, if anyone has an AMC login in for me please contact me.

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A co-worker of mine is getting married this weekend in Panama City Florida (screams poor) on the beach in 50-degree weather so I got to listen about that all week. This wedding is the biggest thing to happen to my department since we got a Keurig coffee maker 4 months ago.

I think I would rather listen to someone talk about their kid or the traffic on the ride into work than this inane chatter about a wedding in Poorsville, USA. Saying that I hope it is a nice wedding and their marriage last, but also if it doesn’t whatever I ain’t losing sleep over it.

I don’t know if y’all are big financial market people, but the stock market has gone in the absolute pooper because of this coronavirus. I looked up the symptoms of the virus and they are fever cough, and shortness of breath. Doesn’t everyone have two out of the three of these at all times.

Green Day is one of the best bands of the last thirty years and no one can change my mind on this. Billie Joe, Mike, and Tre have been doing their thing since 1987. They broke through with their second record Kerplunk! In 1991, followed up by possibly their greatest album, Dookie, in 1994. Dookie fucking slaps. It had the bangers Longview, Welcome to Paradise (new recording of the song), Basket Case, and When I Come Around. All certified bangers.

The album Nimrod (1997) was two albums after Dookie and contained possibly their most mainstream hit Good Riddance (Time of Your Life). The next three albums, one being a greatest hit, were fine and it seemed Green Days’ time had passed. Until 2004, when Green Day released the American Idiot album which went on the win 2 Grammys and be ranked on the Rolling Stones to 500 Albums. I can tell you when I put this cd on my cd player caught on fire, that’s how good it was.

Basically, what I’m saying is that I was bored at work and was listening to music and Green Day came on and they are awesome, so I read all their Wikipedia pages. I know a man that doesn’t like Green Day, we don’t speak anymore.