Well congrats everyone we made it, Friday is here! Time to get loose, let loose, and get absolutely legless this weekend in hopes of forgetting everything about the previous week. It has been a long hard week of working a thankless job and trying to find interesting things to watch on the 5 streaming services I have.
Here is a list of show I watched this week:
Better Call Saul
The Outsider
Curb
McMillions
The Pharmacist
If anyone has a new show or movie for me to watch, please tell me because I am running out of stuff. I was also watching This is Us with the ole lady and I made a joke about a fat lady that I was pretty sure she was the star of Blackfish and the ole bag was not amused.
A lot of people at my workplace are falling ill to the flu and an assortment of other sicknesses. To me they are cowards for not being able to haze these problems out of their bodies. Full disclosure I left work early last Tuesday because I was feeling terrible. Did I feel terrible enough to warrant going home or did I just want to go home and play Xbox? I will take that secret to my grave.
Unfortunately, the blame of the sickness going around work has landed on my shoulders. This has really pissed me off because these people with inferior immune systems are blaming me for the sins of their parents for rising weak humans. These people are not only frail of mind they are also frail of body.
So here is a list of ways to not get sick at work:
Avoid any human to human interaction at all time, also applies when not sick.
Use hand sanitizer on your hands, under your eyes, and knee pits.
Do not touch any orifice on your body unless your hands have been sanitized. E.g. eyes, nose, mouth, ear holes, butt hole, and pee hole. If hands are clean, fist away.
Do not kiss, hug, or make whoopie with co-workers. This also applies when no one is sick, don’t make physical contact with co-workers. #handshakesonly
If the illness going around is airborne, I would recommend wearing a condom or possibly two depending on severity of the illness.
If a person that you have a better job than tries to speak to you don’t acknowledge them, because poors get sick easier.
Same thing above goes for the olds.
Pretty much don’t touch anything that is not yours or that other people have touched. It’s not hard, just don’t get sick.
Since it has been so quiet at work due to the lepers being out, I have been watching a lot of the Pro Disc Golf League on YouTube dot com for some reason and it is exhilarating. These guys are banging chains like I have never seen before. Here is a thirty-minute video:
Moving on. Are you guys excited about music fest this year? I’m pumped I like a lot of these band and have even see a lot of them before.
Here is a list of bands at music fest that I have seen before:
Weezer
Avett Brothers
Three 6 Mafia
311
Moneybagg Yo
Dolph
Waka Flocka
Project Pat
Lil Wyte
Al Kapone
Blind Mississippi Morris
I am particularly excited to see Liam Gallagher. Liam, along with his brother Noel, were part of the English rock band Oasis that was one of the biggest bands in the world in the early to mid 2000’s. Unfortunately, the two brothers hated each other’s fucking guts, which eventually broke up the band, and they do not speak anymore.
However Liam, noted asshole, self-proclaimed god, and all around dickhead, still does play Oasis’s bangers while on his current tour, so that’s cool. Can’t wait to sing Don’t Look Back in Anger.
Also Mavis Staples was in The Band’s The Waltz concert video during the singing of The Weight.
Also, on Scott Avett’s Instagram page he has been posting videos of himself singing in his house and its great. He did George Strait’s Ocean Front Property the other day and it was really good.
Also, the Hot Ones episode with Will Ferrell came out yesterday and it is really good
I don’t understand grown adult’s inability to properly sit and make brown into the toilet bowl. Yesterday some guy pooped on the toilet seat. And I don’t mean back of the toilet seat but on middle right of the seat. I will attach a photo its not graphic at all.
But this goes back to an idea I had earlier, who the hell are the weak people’s parents who don’t teach their children to properly make a brown. Its preposterous. This happens at least once a week and I try to recreate the crime scene to understand how these mouth breathers position themselves over a toilet. The physics just does not make sense.
Here is a list of songs I listened to today:
Live Forever – Oasis
My Sweet Lord – George Harrison
If You Have to Ask – Red Hot Chili Peppers
Down South – Tom Petty
Mr. Big Stuff – Jean Knight
Alright could go on forever but I wont waste anymore of your time. Everyone have an amazing weekend and I hope to see you at some point during it. Be safe, be happy, don’t get sick, and take your browns like a grown ass adult.
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