I have fell into a recent trend that I find incredibly fun and entertaining, but I don’t know if I can stop doing it. No, I am not addicted to fentanyl, I am addicted to a website called Cameo dot com. For the dumb and uniformed this is a website where you can pay celebrates, has-beens, never has-beens, adult film starts, Caitlyn Jenner, or hot Instagram models to say almost anything you want. It is awesome.
The first time I tired Cameo dot com was in June of 2019 when I commissioned female snail trail causer, Ben Higgins, to make a video for my ole lady. I have not seen the old bag to smile like that since went on a work trip and help her home alone for 2 weeks. Mr. Higgins knocked the video out of the park, and to see the absolute disbelief and joy on her face got me hooked.
I was clean for a while until last week when I went on Cameo dot come and saw that ShoeNice, one my favorite YouTube personalities was on there (please check it out). So, I paid him nine dollars to make a video for my online Xbox hockey team and unsurprisingly he also killed it. One bad thing was that I requested he eat a cigarette and he refused, what a coward. But once again to see how amazed my online hockey teammates were brought a real joy too my heart.
I relapsed only a few hours after the ShoeNice video. I commissioned, female pleasurer in adult films, Kerian Lee for 10 dollars. This video was for a friend who is getting married this year and Mr. Lee congratulated him on this. Mr. Lee also added that he was going to give my friends fiancé the “Kerian Lee treatment” which I can only assume is an absolute rearrangement of the uterus. We all had a nice laugh.
So, I do not believe that my days of using Cameo dot com are anywhere close to the end. Currently I have multiple Cameo’s being commissioned for a multitude of people. It is so much fun so please give it a try.
Real quick let’s see who the most expensive people are on Cameo dot come (there are more but there are the ones that stuck out):
Chris D’Elia – $50,000
Caitlyn Jenner – $2,500
Michael Vick – $1,000
Ron Jeremy – $200
Something else really quick. A big thank you to Riley Reid, who is an adult film actress, for raising thousands of dollars for the Australian bush fires.
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